Would you and your family like to have a good time? Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. Here's the question. Contestant: You got to keep it full, Steve. You win (the game (and the car))/get to play Sudden Death. Send a postcard to: Contestants, Family Feud, 6430 Sunset Blvd. I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. Thank you, America." "(audience cheering) Thank you. - Ray Combs (on an Opening Bullseye Question mentioned by Gene Wood at the Opening in 1992), "Welcome to The New Family Feud. Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit used in bread. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: LAWN!!! Even if I never work again, they'll just be near me. Family game night will never be the same. 90028. SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon: 12/21/13: Family Feud Contestant: 401(k) jelly. O'Hurley: Name something people do to warm off on a cold day.Contestant: Have a glass of lemonade. O'Hurley: Besides pepporoni, name your favorite pizza topping.Contestant: Combination. Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), (not only your family wins the game,)your family wins the car." (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." (with hisAl salute) - Richard Karn (shown on one episode of the Karn era), "I'm Richard Karn. (wild cheers and applause continue) Stop, please. Why did you do that to me? - Family Feud host (coming out of the commercial break; 1999-present), "We surveyed 100 people/100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! Anderson: Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults grow older. Dawson: Name a fruit that starts with "A". You're a great sensation. You are not naked, this is the worst, scantily clad for strike 2. And there was every color you could imagine, and I'd not seen that in England. I Know! Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! How to Play Family Feud. From (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #2)!! We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. Harvey: Fill in the blank, pie in the what. Another one, and, Fitzgeralds, get ready to steal. Since its launching, the "Feud" has gone through many changes, from different emcees to cancellations, revivals, and the move to syndication. Thank you! - Louie Anderson, John OHurley, and Steve Harvey, "I'll/I'm gonna/Let me finish (reading/asking)/re-read the question." O'Hurley: Name something that a fed-up wife might finally tell her husband to do for himself.Contestant: Umsatisfy himself. The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! [laughter]. Harvey: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Harvey:*looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*. The survey says, the number 3 answer is Eggs. Family Feud | Teen Ink - John O'Hurley at the start of the Bullseye Round from 2009-2010, "Is (insert answer) the (insert amount) Bullseye?" - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs (said when a contestant checks the answers in Fast Money), "(insert name) is offstage where he/she can't see your answers. After seven failed attempts, Richard finally resumes.]. That's very touching, but I'm double parked now, and so, we have to get on with this. - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." It's Celebrity Family Feud! Folks, we have some sad news to give to you. GitHub - yassck02/FamilyFeud: A text-based Family Feud game written in Go back (to the podium)! And now, here's the star of our show, give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!! Whoever gets this Top/(Number) Oneanswer wins/will win the game." - Ray Combs (on a Returning Champion failed to win Fast Money on the last show), "Let's play the Bullseye Game!" "It's time for the Family Feud! YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" (laughter) We surveyed 100 people. What's the top answer to this question: What's Found in nearly ever refrigerator? Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit you might buy only one of. Welcome to Family Feud. (audience laughs and says "I am sorry")Contestant: (laughs)Harvey:Steve:"Family"! Harvey: Yes, one strike, we can not have two strikes. "It's time for the Family Feud! Family Feud (Tag) | FontStruct Fontstructions tagged with "Family Feud" Any Category Any Category Pixel Optimized Script Display Picture/Symbol Serif Blackletter Non-Latin Slab Serif Stencil Color Fonts Monospaced Any License Sort: Sharing Date Last Edit Comment Count Favorite Count Creation Date Character Count Alphabetically Show: All (20) Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. [buzzer]. - Richard Dawson from his emotionally-driven farewell speech from the 1985 series finale. Game Shows Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. - Richard Karn (usually said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2006), "Nobody (has)reached 300 points, so we're going to play Sudden Death." He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. - 2002-present. Harvey: He's praying? I wish you are. Combs:[during Fast Money]The month people shop for fall clothing. O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! God bless all the little children in the world. [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." For years on the current run (even before Steve took over), the Double question -- th. Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. Decide who will go first each round In the normal game, one player from each team approaches the podium. "If you and your family want to be contestants on Family Feud, and you live in or planning to visit Southern California, call us at "We're looking for fun families to be on Family Feud and possibly win $30,000 and a new car! Harvey: Little late for that. "I had the best time in the world. "Welcome to the newFamily Feud Challenge! Harvey: Thank you. - said upon the final answer in Fast Money, "But, if he/she does it all by his/herself, don't bring (insert other contestant) out." - Richard Dawson (when the answer made the survey), "(No,) They didn't/did not!" Los Angeles, CA, 90036!" PDF Family Feud Preview.fdx Script - Gospel scripts Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?Contestant: A man's privates. And/Playing against(insert team #2) playing for (insert charity)! Harvey:Without hesitation. - Louie Anderson, "If it's there, you guys have stolen the points and taken first blood; if not, the (insert family name) keeps those points for themselves!" Alyson Hannagan: Ohhh! You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! O'Hurley: Name a mischievous animal.Contestant: Uh Beaver! You're about to see these two teams battle it out, for $10,000/$20,000 in cash/for their favorite charities, cause it's time to play the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Combs: Name the birthday men dread the most. Dawson: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? Alright, you can not say the same word. The family introductions vary per special edition of the show. N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. (Our)Survey said/says!" "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! That's what my mother did to me. Oh hell, yeah. O'Hurley: Name the age when men start coloring their hair.Contestant: 42. "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. The bl-, the Black Zombies! Van Waylon we've got the number two answer up there,I'm pretty sure it's Van Waylon. You can't possibly be trying to pull that off on national TV, you can't possibly, Arvell. I am going to read the question once/one time. Now today, we have two families going to do battle for the chance at playing Fast Money, for a jackpot that could be worth more than $5,000! Harvey: Those--Those people on top row over there. - Ray Combs (1988-1994), "(I love this game!) (Somebody's playing for $10,000/$20,000.)" (On your marks!) Let's go." Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing. If you said the number 1 answer is (insert answer) [off-screen arrow/dart hits the Bullseye], you('ve) hit the Bullseye (on The New Family Feud)! (insert two winning family members). As you can see, I got my feudin' clothes on today, complete with pocket square. ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. Happy Birthday, America. I DIDN'TMAKEYOU SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face) can I say that? - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. Bring the fun and excitement of America's favorite game show to your home computer or laptop when you download Family Feud 2 on PC or Mac. Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? ", Louie: "Welcome (to the Family Feud)! Audience: "Bad Haircut/Bald. third strike, then the (insert family name) will get a chance to steal (and win the game/remain the champs/play Sudden Death)! - Ray Combs said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "(insert 1st name) got you (insert points gotten by 1st player). THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! There is no Fast Money. Harvey:Forgive me, I'm sorry. [ The Baldwins clap and cheer ] Ray Combs: Can I see a fax machiiiiine! If player 1 makes a correct first guess, they get control of the round. Contestant: The bottom part. - Ray Combs about the Bullseye Round, "We'll get started right now, with the Bullseye round, and we'll put $15,000 in their banks. They were good people. - Ray Combs (on a Face-Off during the Triple Round if time runs short) Sometimes, "quickly" is replaced with a synonym for that word such as "faster". - Steve Harvey (2010-present), "I'm Steve Harvey. What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? ", "This is Joey Fatone from Universal Orlando Resort in sunny Florida! Welcome Campbell family, welcome Del Campos. What, what is "upine", this is the greatest answer ever heard, I steal you, I steal you, I think it is the #1. If you live in the San Diego area (or expect to be there), call area code [[3]]. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." I think I'm prepared, soif you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Harvey: Specifically, the kool-aid pitcher. - Ray Combs (on the first Face-Off question from 1988-1992), "For this question only, we surveyed/asked 100 Men/Women. "So, the Mackins were our final winning family, and they've won $5,504, and I'm proud of 'em. SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. You'll get the answer as we play The New Family Feud Challenge! Family Feud. Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. Thank you. - Louie Anderson from the first episode from 1999, "It's time for the Feud. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. Dawson: A food that comes in instant-form. You said "kickball"! Please sit down. Where do you see this first one? The (insert winning team) won the game. - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" Dawson: Name something you buy in a delicatessen. Give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!!". I'm Ray Combs and today we have two typical American families battling out for family honor and the rights to spending money. - Richard Dawson (1975 Pilot), "(We) Love ya. While Ray wont be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him. - Louie Anderson (commemorating former Feud host Ray Combs, who died in 1996, in the premiere episode of the 1999 revival), Hi, folks. I'm not going to repeatit again." Harvey: You think because youre pronouncing the word "naked nekkid, that means it's different? Family Feud (Tag) | FontStruct Contestant 2: Bow tie. Welcome to Family Feud. That's my favorite answer this year. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. ", "Did any of our 100 people in the survey said (insert answer)?" And we go to Sudden Death. - Richard Karn (said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2003), "But be careful, because in this round, you only get one strike. Karn: Name a country other than the US that is admirable.Contestant's family:Africa or Europe. Here's the star of (the) Family Feud (Challenge), RAY COMBS!!!". Harvey:This is when you know we're goin' to Hell. Harvey: Name something a doctor might pull out of a person. - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board). ", you steal. O'Hurley: A famous Christina.Contestant: Christina the Car. Combs: Name something you put on before you go to bed. Our opening question was: (insert question)? With the star of our show, AL ROKER! If I look happy tonight, I am. All our new friends, we want to welcome you, this is a marvelous show. GENE: Because they love you, Richard. Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. - Richard Dawson (when the answer did not made the survey), "Three seconds!" s03e05 - Family Feud - The Last O.G. Transcripts - TvT - OurBoard That said, the show *does* rerack questions. If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! Dawson: Name a popular Halloween costume. Harvey: It explains, you know this explains, you have all the answers, but that we will be on the board. Dawson: Name a yellow fruit. Family Feud We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! (scored 3 points). +Ray would announce the Bullseye answer after he came out. Harvey: Oh, boy. Combs: Their husbands? "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." Featuring the biggest celebrity match-ups: the cast of My Name is Earl, (montage clip) Ice-T vs. Joan Rivers, (montage clip) Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians vs. Deion Sanders, (montage clip) The Girls Next Door vs. Vincent Pastore, (montage clip) Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Dog The Bounty Hunter, (montage clip) Raven Symone vs. Wayne Newton, (montage clip) and more. (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. - Richard Dawson (going into a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "I need two players for $5,000/$10,000/Fast Money. 3. - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! And he sawabsolutely nothingwrong! - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). Family Feud - Free Online Game | Washington Post Leading the team is the new next host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon! - Gene Wood (1988-1995) (Usually before the Second Face-Off) (Ray Combs/Richard Dawson would sometimes let the winning family member read the plug before Fast Money is played). We will miss you, Richard. - Richard Dawson from his 1995 "America's Finest" week season finale. [buzzer] You're a little strange. (On your marks! The Bullseye Game means that one of these families could win up to $20,000. ", 19881994:Daytime 19881992/Syndicated 19881992; 19931994: "Let's meet/Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Be good to your family/families. Playing against, the (insert family #2)! Let's. Hey Steve, what? Bye-bye. (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. ", 19761985; 19941995: (audience applause) Take a nice round of applause on that! (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), your family steals, your family wins the game/$XXX,XXX. Survey Says These Family Feud Questions Will Make For An Epic Game Night Mark created several game shows, including The Price is Right, Match Game, and of course, Family Feud. Dawson: Somewhere you see Farrah Fawcett's face. You know it's up there, Steve-" (normal) No,Idon't know adamnthing that's up there! (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). You got to try to find the most popular answer to this question." Contestant: In nothing. Harvey: Name the month when you do your spring cleaning. I meant lawn your grass. Harvey: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.Contestant: NAKED GRANDMA!Harvey: NakedHuh?Contestant: I wouldn't want to see that, either.Harvey:I know you're right, okay, no one want to see a naked grandma, what is the chances, if you break into a house and found out grandma in there, I am naked, look for naked grandma in the house, outside in the woods, in the blanket, it is the occupant person. - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." Over the summer, weve lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. - Richard Karn (2003-2004), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it!" - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. - Burton Richardson, "Closed Captioning sponsored (in part)by." - said by Burton Richardson before cuing the second commercial break. Come back and see our families/ours/family, on the Feud. If not, they get to play for $10,000/$20,000, because, mathematically, you don't have enough points." - Richard Dawson on the first episode of daily syndicated version from 1977, "Thank you. Combs: You think that made the survey? - Ray Combs in the second half of the 1992 pilot, "Welcome to The Family Feud Challenge. But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. Dawson: Name something made of leather--Contestant after buzzing in: A purse. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). ", "((Remember to) Play Family Feud on Facebook with your friends. Dawson: Name an animal with three letters in its name. I just got this job! Karn: Name a road sign that describes your love life.Contestant: Slippery when wet.Karn: This is starting to feel like the oldMatch Game, you know. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. 100 Family Feud Questions and Answers To Play at Home - Parade ", 20092010: Contestant 3: Their boyfriend or their girlfriend. 1. Dawson: Name something people wear that needs tying. Link 'n' Share. Here we go with another Face-Off!" - John O'Hurley (on occasion from 2006-2010), "(We surveyed 100 people,) Top (insert number) answers on the board." Pork, he say upine, upine. She said, "Who makes a rainbow?". - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? Pow! 2011present: [buzzer]. For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. You know, our ratings weren't that good, and they were so great. Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. O'Hurley: Name a way which you can make bathing a sexy experience. Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. (sustained, hilarous laughter ensues, with shots of Combs fake-fainting)Combs: Well, let's see if it's up there! A text-based Family Feud game build on a client-server architecture. We'll miss you, Louie." (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. (audience cheering continues) Don't make me cry. Let's have some fun." But, if you or your partner can come up with 200 points or more, you'll win $5,000/$10,000/$20,000/(Bullseye/Bankroll amount)." [laughter from audience] You never know, Ray. High School Reunion Tournament, (insert team #2) playing for (insert charity)! What would he want to be buried in other than a casket? It's the (insert family #1), playing against, the (insert family #2)! THE NOGYS!" - Sudden Death rules, "Who'll/Who will play? - Richard Dawson (whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You passed. [laughter and applause from the audience]O'Hurley: You started off with romantic encounters in the elevatorContestant: You have no idea that this is--O'Hurley:Penicillin fromMexico, and now your advice to the fed-up husband from his wife is "go satisfy yourself". Thanks a lot." Karn: We surveyed one hundred people, your goal is to give me the most popular answer. Well, it's a little late for that. (insert answer) was/is the Number One answer." Dawson: Your bra! Back to Ray/Richard." The small animal will be on the bed. "Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc.
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